Joe Kayaker is an amazingly handsome and and fit young man who takes wonderful photos. A terrific public speaker endowed with a charming personality, Joe Kayaker’s only flaw may be that he has no problem telling huge lies about his looks, age, talents, and personality.
In reality, Joe Kayaker is just another middle-aged guy with a kayak and a love of nature photography. He is not particularly good looking, or fit, although he can honestly say that he is more aerodynamic than most. Think bald. Also, he tends to be a bit of a wiseass. Get over it.